Pineapple Rancor

Pineapple Rancors (scientifically called Culus fructum, meaning "Asshole Fruit") have always been the mortal enemies of the Shoehorn Wielders since the Great Asylum Escape. Nobody knows their intentions and the leading experts on this species say that they are just plain assholes. Their extremely tough hide can deflect anything except for shoehorns. Pineapple Rancors attack in huge swarms of at least fifty. They stand twenty feet tall and weigh at least 10 tons. They are believed to originate in some planet like a billion miles from Earth.

It has been found that they are led by a forty foot tall individual named Squamous.